What We Do In The Subway
Two friends share the strange, wonderful and often ridiculous stories from the streets and subways of New York City and beyond.
Episodes
43 episodes
Episode 42: It Ain't That Big
OUR FINAL EPISODE!!! Thank you so much for all of your support and love. This show was to prove to ourselves that we could stick to a project for an entire year without quitting, and we absolutely did it! Please stick around until the end...
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Episode 41: The Gripper Getter
This week, Ross and Sam talk about the new NYC cryptid and discuss the incredible film making scene in Washington Square Park!Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.comINSTA:
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Episode 41
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Episode 40: GET A CAR!!!
This week, Sam talks about some down bad grannies just looking to boogie, and Ross shares a story that came in just under the wire!Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.comINSTA:
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Episode 40
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Episode 39: Ross Is Broken (w/ Moss Jones & Katie Lynn Sinicki)
This week, Ross finally reaches a breaking point with the show being larger than ever before. Sam and Ross are joined by Moss Jones and Katie Lynn Sinicki for a most chaotic double date! Will Ross's marriage still be in tact on the other side? ...
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Episode 39
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Episode 38: The Albino Gators of NYC (w/ Devin Wieser)
This week, Ross and Sam are joined by Devin Wieser! We talk about the deadly subway stroke, the underground gators of NYC and dinning and dashing! Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.comINS...
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Episode 38
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Episode 37: Man Exposes Himself At The Museum Of Natural History
This week, Ross and Sam talk about everything from late night bar encounters, to Saint Patrick's day shenanigans, to peeing on the rails on the subway platform!Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gma...
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Episode 37
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Episode 36: Little Grippers
This week, Ross and Sam talk about how grocery story alien discussions and the casual brandishing of a gun on your way home. Home sweet home!Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.comINSTA:
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Episode 36
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Episode 35: Elephantis Of The Nuts
This week, Sam and Ross talk about some insane dollar slice stories and discover some New Yorkers have a gift for slam poetry about VERY upsetting topics!Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.comIN...
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Episode 35
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Episode 34: Aliens Are Here
This week, Ross and Sam talk about their awful college choices and the fact that aliens are here and we should just accept our new overlords. Meanwhile, 30 rats in a trench coat pose as a Karen to eat car wires! It doesn't get much better than ...
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Episode 34
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Episode 33: Darius McCollum
New week, new episode! This week, Ross and Sam talk about the folk hero, Darius McCollum. After that it's all down hill. You can't beat this mans story....Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.com<...
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Episode 33
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Episode 32: There Is A Portal To Another Dimension In The NYC Subway Tunnels
WE'RE BACK! This we, Ross and Sam catch up on what has been going on over the holidays and delve into the mystery people getting off the train mid-journey!Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.comI...
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Episode 32
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Episode 31: Shrek Is A Libertarian Who Lives On Staten Island
Oh joy of joys! Another week of taking forever to actually talk about the city! This week, Ross and Sam talk about how Shrek taught us all to be freaks and how we handled the start of the pandemic in the city.For the video featured on t...
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Episode 31
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Episode 30: I'VE GOT THE MAGIC IN ME!
This week, Ross and Sam decide that this show needs more Ben Platt and muggings. These two things are unfortunately mutually exclusive. Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.comINSTA:
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Episode 30
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Episode 29: No Good Guy Needs To Say "I'm 100% A Good Guy"
This week, Ross and Sam talk about the incredible world a drug balloons outside of concerts and discuss the desperate need to pee in a city with no public restrooms. Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gma...
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Episode 29
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Episode 28: "I Didn't Steal Your Tip Jar! THIS Is What You Saw!" (w/ Katie Sinicki)
This week, Ross and Sam are joined by Katie Sinicki! Join us as we talk about bible thumpers on the train and having your money stolen your first day on the job! You can fallow Katie at:
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Episode 28
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Episode 27: The Time I Met Mr. Cookies (AKA, Jim Carrey)
This week, Ross and Sam talked about more famous people you can run into in the city (AKA, Jim Carrey), how getting publicly naked makes you all powerful and a community can come together to stop a girl from sitting if poop!Email your c...
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Episode 27
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Episode 26: LaGuardia Airport Isn't Letting Staff Go Home!
This week, Ross and Sam test the waters of a potential new segment, Promptblems! Meanwhile, they discus the possibility the no one ever truly leaves LaGuardia Airport...Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmai...
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Episode 26
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Episode 25: Timothée Chalamet Is On Drugs In The Subway
This week, Ross and Sam talk about this years Halloween experience, the lengths someone will go when someone loses their keys and of course talks about Timothée Chalamet with his horrible addiction to doing drugs and falling asleep on the subwa...
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Episode 25
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Episode 24: "I Ain't Never Met A P**sy That Didn't Love Me" (w/Moss Jones)
This week, Ross and Sam welcome Moss Jones to the show! We delve into the patriarchy, why rat tails are a great source of protein and cats that ABSOLUTLY take no for an answer...Check out Moss Jones on Instagram here:
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Episode 24
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Episode 23: We're All Just Waiting For Our Steel Tycoon... (w/Robin Dunavant)
This week, Ross and Sam are happy to welcome the shows first guest, Robin Dunavant! We explore the mystical world of subway drinking, and dream of one day meeting a steel tycoon who will whisk us away to party's unknown!Check out Robin ...
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Episode 23
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Episode 22: We Need To Talk About When I Met Kanye...
This week, We talk about how Ross met Kanye and Drake in 2019, and it was weird and terrifying...Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.comINSTA:
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Episode 22
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Episode 21: Earth Angel Will Save All The Women
Sam and Ross talk about the wonders of the angel in human form, Earth Angel. Meanwhile, at 4 AM, two men find themselves witnessing something they can never unsee...grown men hugging in diapers.Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to:...
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Episode 21
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Episode 20: My Best Friend Is This Bag Of Cans
Ross and Sam talk about rats that bless babies in the subway and discus the pains of grocery shopping alone in NYC!Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.comINSTA:
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Episode 20
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Episode 19: My Boyfriend Can Beat Up Your Boyfriend!!!
This week, Ross and Sam discus the intricacies of subway mariachi bands and some creative ways of dealing with jerks who get a little to touchy feely in NYC!Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.com
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Episode 19
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Episode 18: F**K THE POOR! WE'RE RICH!!!
This week, Ross and Sam come to terms with 1% and talk about a man that is one blow pop away from crawling into the fetal position on the subway tracks.Email your crazy and weird NYC stories to: WhatWeDoInTheSubway@gmail.comINST...
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Episode 18
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